CASE 01
I gave her three restaurant options. She said no to all of them but will not pick one. Who chooses dinner now?
Ruling: She does. If you reject every option, choosing becomes your job.
Low-stakes arguments only. Nothing serious.
Stop Arguing.I'll Decide.
Send me the argument and tell me what you want decided. I'll read it, pick a side, and email the ruling within 24 hours. If you want, I'll send it to the other person too.
$10Flat price
24 hrEmail delivery
HumanReads every case
The right kind of argument
Chores, habits, food, TV, and other things that do not actually matter very much. Especially if you have already had the same conversation more than once.
CASE 02
We agreed to leave at 8. He started getting ready at 8. Is that late?
Ruling: Yes. Leaving at 8 means being ready at 8.
CASE 03
My roommate's boyfriend stays over four nights a week and does his laundry here. Can I ask him to chip in?
Ruling: Yes. Four nights a week is more than an occasional guest.
CASE 04
I saved half my restaurant meal for lunch. He ate it after two days in the fridge. Does he owe me a replacement?
Ruling: Yes. Two days does not make somebody else's leftovers fair game.
CASE 05
I pay more rent because I have the bigger bedroom. Does that mean I get the final say on the thermostat?
Ruling: No. Extra rent pays for the larger room, not control of the shared space.
CASE 06
My friend asked for one bite of my meal, then ate about a quarter of it. Should he split the bill?
Ruling: Yes. One bite is a taste. A quarter of the meal is part of the order.
How it works
The process is simple. I just need the argument and enough context to make the call.
Tell me the argument
Explain what happened, who disagrees, and the exact question you want settled.
I pick a side
I read the case myself and make one clear ruling.
You get the email
The ruling arrives within 24 hours. I can send it to both sides if you want.
What you receive
A clear answer, in writing
The email says who wins, followed by a short reason.
The question
I gave her three restaurants to choose from. She said no to all of them but will not pick another place.
The ruling
She chooses dinner.
She rejected every option, so choosing the next one is now her job.
Keep it low stakes
This service is for everyday disagreements where an outside opinion would be useful and, ideally, a little funny.
Good cases
- Chores and household habits
- Roommate and relationship annoyances
- Food, TV, trips, and group plans
- Petty etiquette questions
Not for this service
- Legal, medical, or financial decisions
- Safety concerns or abusive situations
- Anything involving children or custody
- Anything with serious consequences
No argument? Just stuck on a choice?
Give me two or more options and I will choose one. Same price, same 24-hour turnaround, less bickering required.
Questions you might have
What counts as low stakes?
If the outcome could affect someone's safety, health, legal rights, finances, job, or children, it is too serious for this service.
What happens if my case is too serious?
I will not rule on it. If you already paid, I will refund you.
Do both people get the ruling?
Only if you ask. You can keep the email to yourself or provide the other person's email so I can send it to both of you.
What if we disagree with the ruling?
You are allowed to disagree. You are not allowed to say nobody made a decision.
Is an AI deciding the argument?
No algorithm decides your argument. I read every case and make the call myself.